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The Palest Green

Posted by wastedenergy on April 6, 2011

Now that enough time has passed to witness what is really happening in Fukushima, I am ready to pass judgment. I notice a lot of other commentators offered their two cents up immediately, as if they could tell the full scale of the disaster from the first few hours. Not me, though. I knew something strange was afoot the instant it happened, but it’s important to keep in mind that one must always do the necessary homework before making ultimate determinations of value. Now that time has come.

The most common argument I see supposed “environmentalists” making in favor of “nuclear power” (which is a misnomer since it is actually a drain on energy over the long run) is that it is “better than coal.” “It’s carbon neutral,” they say, as if to suggest that were the only criterion that mattered, and also as if to ignore the full energy-consumptive effects of the nuclear fuel cycle from mining to ultimate disposal (it’s supposed to get disposed ultimately, right?). But the path to “clean” nuclear energy is laid with many other booby traps, and it takes an eye open to truth and closed to propaganda to catch them all.

In nature, the color yellow often means “Don’t touch me, I will hurt you.”

As I see things today, the quest for nuclear power, hailed as tomorrow’s energy source by those so obsessed with technocracy that they blind themselves to the big picture, represents better than almost any other story our civilization’s descent into madness. We have become truly power-obsessed, seeking cheap thrills today and tossing tomorrow to the winds. Let our children handle the nuclear waste, we keep saying. Well, the children have arrived, and they are ready to take the reins of power now, and we still aren’t any closer to figuring out what to do with this stuff, which keeps piling up in spent fuel pools vulnerable to release into the environment from earthquakes, volcanoes, meteor strikes, acts of sabotage, and all the other hazards that are a natural part of life on Planet Earth. So what makes today’s nuclear scientists so certain that tomorrow we will finally come up with the magic solution that will allow us to seal this stuff forever behind closed doors, especially if we continue to create even more? It’s time to stop kicking the can ever further down the road and face up to the reality we’ve created for ourselves.

Nuclear fission and radiation are natural parts of our existence. Decaying radioactive isotopes are what power the Earth’s geothermal heat, much like nuclear fusion powers radiation from the Sun. We tell ourselves there cannot be a hazard here since it is always around in one form or another. But we overdo it sometimes, and just as with oil depletion, we trick ourselves into thinking what we are doing is perfectly natural by suggesting “there’s always going to be some, so it can’t be so bad.” That is, once again, the continuum fallacy. We presume that just because we cannot draw a clear line between one phenomenon and its much larger version, that there must be no difference at all. The disaster at Fukushima, which has caused radiation levels to spike to millions of times background levels, has proven conclusively that there are real clear and ever-present dangers associated with even the most carefully operated nuclear power reactors, and the silver lining in the event is that it has brought these as well as the dangers associated with the back end of the nuclear cycle into the forefront of discussion and back into clear view. Such a perspective is necessary if we are to take an objective look at the advantages and drawbacks of our different energy options, something many players with vested political and economic interests are not particularly keen on seeing.

Which brings me back to my first point: why nuclear in the first place? Just because it’s “cleaner than coal?” Is that not the very definition of damnation with faint praise? I’m not so convinced, either way: coal power may release an awful lot of pollution and even radiation into the air and water, and it may destroy mountains, but how does strip mining uranium (also a depleting resource) not do the exact same thing? The best evidence I have seen (and believe me when I say it is not easy to come by) suggests we have perhaps fifty years of economically recoverable uranium at current rates of usage, which is to say there is no room for a nuclear “renaissance” from a resource standpoint in the first place, and even if there were, we would be looking at an energy source that becomes continually more and more expensive, even as most attempts to recycle nuclear waste have ended in failure for one reason or another ranging from expense to other brands of hazard. From a dark green rather than pale green perspective, where we are actually concerned with the sustainability and long-term viability of our civilization, it makes no difference whether you choose coal power or nuclear power. Both choices result in failure. Same goes for gas, or oil, or anything else from which you take faster than it can be replenished.

There will be more to say about the relative costs of these different choices, and why we don’t need any of them in the first place, but what we have here should be enough for now. Over and out.

My advice: get out of the radiation hot spot and pick something green instead.

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Doctor Doom’s Lobotomy

Posted by wastedenergy on March 28, 2011

There are two ways to live in this world: the clean, efficient, sustainable way, and the dirty, low-net-energy, collapsitarian way. Which path is America and the world on right now?

If you’ve ever stood behind a truck or walked by a power plant, oil refinery, or shipyard, you know the answer already. There really is nothing quite like the smell of bunker fuel in the morning to get all the senses burning and your sense of righteous indignation at the chaotic forces of greed at work in the world today all fired up. Such experiences fuel a desire to seek out the culprits ultimately responsible for polluting not just the air, but also the airwaves, with dirty industrial byproducts, nasty messaging that seeks to advance an agenda of pure selfishness as virtue, and filthy political tricks that aim to disguise vested interests as legitimate grassroots activism.

Whence does such mischief arise? The answer, my friends, is quite simple: those with skin in the current game want to protect their own interests over those of humanity, by preventing the product they sell from being replaced with something newer, better, and far cleaner. It really is just that simple. So I’ve done my homework, I’ve pondered the message, and I’ve meditated on what is happening at great length, and I’ve finally made up my mind. I know exactly where to point the finger now, and just how to call them out: THESE are the droids you were looking for.

EVERYTHING they know is WRONG.

Orders of magnitude matter when it comes to sinning. I have referred on occasion to David and Charles Koch as “the Hitlers of our time,” not simply to make a rhetorical point vis-a-vis Godwin, but as a way of conveying the dire seriousness of the message that needs delivered to the people. If you didn’t know already, these guys have your number, and that of almost everyone else on the planet, but I have theirs too as it happens, and their area code is 666.

A little background, first, for the uninitiated: David and Charles Koch are the brains behind Koch Industries, aka the Kochtopus, a conglomerate mainly involved in the oil refining business, but also with tentacles deep in the paper and pulp industry, taking over formerly publicly owned utilities, and lobbying to reduce or even eliminate the authority of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency. They would rather make a quick dime than worry about the medical bills piling up for their neighbors, but what matters even more than their direct pollution (which is vast) is that they seek to convert others to their cause, and they are extremely aggressive in doing so.

Have you ever heard of a little “movement” called the Tea Party? Not the original one in Boston, mind you, but the one that rolled through Washington a few months ago. Well, that was their doing in no small part, thanks to such Koch-money-funded organizations and “philanthropic” activities as Americans for Prosperity, the Reason Foundation (yes, the publisher of Reason Magazine), the Cato Institute, the Mercatus Institute, the David Koch Hall of Human Origins at the Smithsonian National Museum of Natural History, hired hands to edit Wikipedia entries, and countless other propaganda mills cleverly disguised, to the untrained eye, as the doing of ordinary citizens just like you and me. They outdo even Exxon for funding junk science to deny the plain facts behind global warming, they want us all to be as addicted to oil and other dirty products as much as possible so they can squeeze us for every last penny we have, and they will stop at nothing to get their way. Let’s not be confused: these billionaires, they are the ones with the keys to the car that is our democratic republic, not you and me the average voter, and not only do they not know how to drive, but they are pushing us straight off a cliff called Peak Oil.

What I wonder most is this: how can these people not realize what they are doing, not only to everyone else, but to themselves as well, by preventing humanity from embracing the clean energy technologies of tomorrow, like wind, wave, and solar power, and by seeking to delay indefinitely the construction of our next generation of sustainable electric railroads that are our last best hope to cure our society’s oil addiction? How are they able to sleep at night knowing the blood of millions is already on their hands, and that should present climate change and oil dependence trends continue unabated, maybe even the blood of billions will be as well? Islands and glaciers are sinking into the sea, which is filling up with acid, killing off the coral reefs and plankton that form the basis for the Earth’s entire food chain, and in the meantime they continue to make us all sick by pouring poison into the skies, rivers, and soil. We are all eating Koch Industries’ detritus, so make sure you transmute that energy into something useful that will help take them down the next time you chow down on some oil-soaked shrimp.

Unlike certain others who seem to have far too much time on their hands and shall remain nameless, I do not expect David and Chuckie themselves to show up in this space to defend themselves, nor even to send their myriad foot soldiers this way to spew vile poison in the comment area on their behalf. I am not even on their radar; to them, I am less than nobody. But that works to our advantage: they are on your radar screen now, and mine too, and now you have their number as well. So now, what are we waiting for? Let’s kick some oily booty and even take some names too while we’re at it.

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fracktron

Posted by wastedenergy on March 8, 2011

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Slice and Dice

Posted by wastedenergy on March 5, 2011

This is my diss track. Scrubs, you see, get no love from me. None whatsoever. Not a drop. Not even once. No energy wasted, and once I’m done with this one, the pigeons will be squirming in their borrowed shoes, and no further diss will be necessary.

How many Dicks does it take to frack to the center of the earth and make it pop? Answer: only one, and he used to be the CEO of a little company called Halliburton. These same bad boys who brought you boys back in body bags and $20 canned meals not fit for dog food not only cemented BP’s bad drill job in place to make the history books, but also invented a little process called fracking, you see. Lest you think they were coming along with a brand new ride, as so boldly pronounced by Exxon and their ilk, they invented it in 1947. That was before we even invented the hydrogen bomb. Talk about primitive!

While Republicons and Decepticrats were both dicking around trying to figure out how to make a quick buck for the private stash, the good people of America were paying the true price for their shenanigans: once again, oil in the water, in this case countless millions upon millions of gallons of the freshest stuff instead of fire on the salty seas. Well, what’s a headache and a few bloody noses here and there? A small price to pay for cheap natural gas, right? Well, not so much on that cheap part. ‘Cause it wasn’t just the good Americans who paid that price: I got news for you tea party types, there’s more than one way for a cat to catch a mouse. And by that, I mean there’s more than one way to subsidize drilling: environmental externalities aside, it was the shareholders who were paying that two or three times the price on the futures market for each thousand cubic feet. Fiscal conservatives? Hardly, these guys have a mountain of debt all the way to the Kingdom Come they’ll be sending us all to climb on our own two feet if they have their way.

Speaking of which: did you know these guys want to cut funding for the next-generation energy technologies we need to save our skin? Yes, that’s right, apparently the future is a low hanging fruit to some, and they don’t mind picking it right off the tree before it’s even gotten to its full size, let alone ripened. Apparently, anything that slices even a dollar off the profit margin of Koch Industries is considered bad for America. Well, it’s certainly bad for general motoring, that much we know without a doubt. The conspiracy to which I refer, of course, is the attempt to de-fund the National Renewable Energy Laboratory. This would be roughly the equivalent of ending the Space Program at Mercury.  We may be abusing plastic like it’s our job, but remember that if it weren’t for public sector investment in science and technology, we’d never have the stuff in the first place, and I don’t just mean trashy bags, but the also what lets me tell you this over the tubes right at this very moment. Let’s hope these boys get caught Red-handed just like the CIA with their friends in the Taliban and left and right, but mostly Right, all over South America. Talk about Forbidden Fruit! (Sidebar: do I even dare mention the extraterrestrials? Nah, save that one for another day. First things first.)

And if that wasn’t enough, they dare not touch those Red State agricultural subsidies either, oh, no sir! When it comes to pretending to be pound-wise, these guys have even the old Reagan, Reagan II, and Reagan III and IV administrations beat! Oh yeah, I went there, and I’ll even go a step further: everyone’s beloved Saint Reagan was even worse than Bush II. Sure, he may have had the gift of gab, but just because a pigeon can cluck doesn’t mean he has anything to say. His vision for America included painting red stripes right over the blue background for the stars, and I don’t mean a smooth brew from Jamaica: we’re talking red and white bottles of high fructose chemical poison processed from the fruits of God’s Green Earth. If only we had the foresight to support real green agriculture, we might be eating a lot more fruits and vegetables, but corporate criminals get first dibs when it comes to government handouts, so it’s not just the price of wheat going up these days, but cabbage and tomatoes too. Shrub, grandchild of the famous friend of fascists, may have taken it to the next level in dropping a cool trillion on fruitless wars in the Mideast, but his ideological predecessor and the source of his worst Dicks and Donnies was the one who set the stage. Reagan invented neoconservatism, and you just can’t top that when it comes to Worst President Ever.

Last, but not least, I’m willing to bet some private waste management contractor has some skin in the game when it comes to the recent dicing of the Green the Capitol initiative. And de-funding the EPA, whose total budget amounts to a mere handful of billions, isn’t exactly the best way to balance the budget. Remember, not every office has its head in the sand like the one that lets the haters keep hating on waste-to-energy so much: these are the folks who make sure our rivers don’t catch on fire and air doesn’t contain enough smoky soot to choke a camel. Next time you need to pull off a balancing act, try using your head instead.

Look at that, I even managed to hit all seven categories, and then some. Eat your heart out, double rainbow, I got sixteen ways ’til Sunday to call out a Scrub and make him run crying back to the hole he came from! Speaking of which, it might be time to return to our ongoing discussion soon. But ah, as the Good Book says (and a little bird or two as well): to everything, there is a season. How I do love Spring!

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Mislead By Example

Posted by wastedenergy on March 2, 2011

Pro Tip for all those wannabe budget slashers out there: Kimchi is not a low-hanging fruit, even if you can’t pronounce it (pro tip #2: it’s pronounced how it’s spelled, and it’s easier to figure out than your last name, Mr. You-know-who-you-are).

“Not helping my buddies in the oil business makes me sad.”

In case you missed it, the Houseteria now looks a lot different from how it did during your last visit. Gone are the recycled paper takeout trays and biodegradable eco-plastic cups and utensils, the myriad eye-catching compostables and recyclables receptacles to grab both your attention and your waste product. In their place now stands a mountain of garbage-to-be, in the form of styrofoam cups and Teabaggers.

What more is there to say, really?

I know, it all amounts to peanuts in the end. But don’t you think our Hill of beans should hold up their end of the bargain?

 

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Triple Rainbow All The Way

Posted by wastedenergy on February 16, 2011

Have you ever seen the sun? You know, that big shiny ball of fire in the sky? Well, you might want to have a second look.

New wave is great, but today we’re talking old school. There’s something to be said for the perfect fusion of form and function, and in terms of modern technology, such an ideal synthesis is found in the concept of a building or community that is in itself an ecosystem, recycling all its products and generating an output at least equal to its energy intake.

A lot of observers of the energy markets tend to dismiss solar power as too expensive, too variable, and too insignificant to have a real impact on energy consumption. As it happens, they are incorrect on all three counts. Photovoltaics and other solar energy technologies become cheaper every day and have already passed grid parity in many markets, and they will continue to do so as the cost of fossil fuels continues to rise inexorably. The problem of variability in renewable energy sources is easily addressed through complementary technologies from advanced batteries and other energy storage technologies to smart grid management and interconnections. And the scale of solar development has been increasing almost faster than we can even measure it, with total worldwide deployment of PV doubling roughly every two years and with “largest solar array yet conceived” headlines gracing the pages of the daily papers with ever-increasing regularity.

Let’s address each of these concerns with the supposed non-viability of solar power point by point.

“It’s too expensive.”

Not so. The typical cost of solar photovoltaics today, factoring in subsidies, is around $2 per watt, which works out to about $0.20 per kilowatt-hour, depending on your latitude and degree of sunshine. That is already a lot less than some of us pay on our electric bills, and some seven times cheaper than twenty years ago. These costs are only likely to continue to decrease as manufacturing processes become more efficient, as new systems like thin-film PV using nano-scale materials become increasingly popular, as economies of scale are achieved within the solar energy industry, and as the energy return on investment for solar energy continues to increase. It truly is just a matter of time before solar and other renewable energy technologies are cheaper than coal not just here and there, but everywhere. And that’s not even counting all the tax revenue we could be generating by forcing coal burners and deepwater drillers to actually pay for all the pollution and excrement they create for once!

“It’s too variable.”

Not when done right. One square meter of photovoltaics is enough to generate between fifty and one hundred watts of power; a rooftop covered with solar panels is enough to generate many times over the amount of energy used by a well-designed building filled with efficient appliances. It’s really just a matter of storing that extra energy, and contrary to what a lot of people seem to believe, we already have one or two ways of doing that. Not only that, but I’m pretty much convinced that ultracapacitors are going to be the wave of the future, not just for their current uses for fast-charging hybrid buses but for home-scale and grid-scale energy storage as well. These machines, which require an additional post on their own to truly describe their potential, store electric charge along a surface rather than as chemical potential energy as in a battery. Imagine how much surface area you can pack into a volume of a given size, combined with the potential of nanotechnology, and you may begin to see things as I do. And let’s not forget that there ARE, in fact, base-loading and on-demand renewables as well, like geothermal and waste-to-energy, that can serve us well to provide backup power when the lights go out in the sky.

“It doesn’t scale.”

Nothing scales better. Indeed, solar energy comes in all sizes, from small domestic-scale hot water or hybrid PV systems to mult-gigawatt power plants that disabuse the land of its former disuses. Now, compare that to an alternative that a lot of “techno-fetishists” like to cite as the future: nuclear power. Not only does solar power not cause radioactive releases or the occasional meltdown and reactor explosion to permanently alter all our DNA as well as that of our children and do little to support the nuclear-weapons-industrial complex, it can also scale both up and down as needed. How are we doing on modular nuclear reactors these days, Bill Gates? Any progress yet? And, it almost goes without saying, but unlike certain other ways of getting energy, it won’t blow out a huge hole in your wallet, nor in the ocean floor.

Are you still unconvinced? Well, haters gonna hate, as they say. But I can paint a sharper picture than they can by pointing out that all the deficiencies they love to cite are merely omissions or oversights. Eat your heart out, guys. In the meantime, the rest of us will go ahead and do our best to actually fix the problem.

What goes down must come up.

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Green Living for Dummies

Posted by wastedenergy on February 14, 2011

Be careful you don’t dig yourself into too deep a hole of dirt, let your compost pile collapse on top of you and smother you to death. Are you a Doomer? The easiest way to diagnose this problem is by asking yourself a few simple questions.

Do you believe that oil has magical properties such that it is totally impossible for any substance or technology to ever do what it does, but better?

Do you feel so attached to your way of thinking about the world that you refuse to consider anyone else’s viewpoint, ever?

Did you quit your job as a university professor in order to spend your time squeezing goat nipples?

Do you refer to the very idea of ”civilization” as “omnicidal”?

Do you find yourself writing poetry about the inevitable collapse of civilization and how much you’d love to go back to the time when you could whack a potential mate over the head with your club and drag her back to your cave?

If someone suggests that a certain technology might be a good idea, do you find yourself automatically ruling out the possibility that it could ever be a good idea on the grounds that it is technology and all technology (including the Wheel) is automatically Evil?

Do you ever find yourself using the phrase “techno-fetishist” to refer to someone who likes solar panels?

If you answered yes to at least one and a half of the above questions, you might be a Doomer. Please seek counseling so that you can stop being sheeple and contribute some positive value to the world.

Now, here are a few ideas for how you can check yourself, without wrecking yourself – or others. And please, if you simply cannot manage to disabuse yourself of your bad habits of thinking, do us all a favor and keep your damn opinion to yourself. When we want to hear from you, we’ll ask you to chime in, but let’s be clear about one thing: this here energy, environment and resource thing is MY generation’s problem to fix, and the same people who got us into the mess will not be the ones to get us out of it. That much we know for certain. So my suggestions:

1. Use less energy. Each of us individually uses FAR more energy than we need, and far more than really benefits us. Think about your order of operations when you get in the shower. Turn the thermostat down to the lowest comfortable temperature in the winter and up to the highest comfortable temperature in the summer. Find other ways to cool off or warm yourself up, like drinking a nice warm mug of hot cocoa, taking a dip in the pool, or putting on a goddamn sweater for once.

2. Support the development of clean energy technology. If you feel so inclined, work to get a job in this sector yourself so you can actively contribute to the building of real solutions. Energy efficiency and using less energy is all fine and good, but ultimately we need to have renewable sources of energy, transportation systems that don’t rely on rapidly depleting resources, and ways of managing our garbage and other inevitable excrement of society that doesn’t foul up the air we all breathe and the water we all drink. The only way these jobs, the ones we really need, are going to come into existence, is if we work as hard as we possibly can to create them ourselves.

3. Elect the right people. We often become far too automatically cynical about those infamous “Powers That Be,” without ever really considering what we mean. Remember, we are talking about human beings with (hopefully, if they aren’t like the Doomers) fungible minds who are capable of learning new things and maybe even occasionally following that old principle known as “doing the right thing.”

And always remember, if you say something that pisses off one of these Doomers so much that he decides you can’t be friends anymore, that’s when you know you’ve done something right. Keep up the good work!

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FIRE ME

Posted by wastedenergy on February 11, 2011

It’s been a while since I’ve stated the obvious, but it still needs stating for the oblivious.  If you’re looking for hope for humanity in the face of such daunting challenges as peak oil, the steady obliteration of our natural resource base, and the unkiltering of the global climate, look no further.

There are still those poor, pitiable souls out there who believe the highest possible, and even the only possible reuse of a partially rotted-out apple crate is to keep loading it with apples until cows walk down stairs. If you start talking about burning your old smelly couch and actually getting real some use out of it, they start welling up with tears. Don’t worry, it’s not dioxin or sulfuric acid in the eyes causing your small-minded friend to cry. The real problem is that old habits die hard, and when one has been taught by one’s forebears for so long that a practice is wrong, it can be hard to disabuse onesself of such thinking. In this case, so many are willing to continue believing old facts they picked up from their environmental senseis, including many of the founders of the environmental justice movements whose only real fault is unwillingness to consider newer and better evidence. And to be fair, the fault lies just as equally with the purveyors of our miracle technology, for their own failure to confront the PR disaster of an industry’s history. The problem with such longstanding adherence to old beliefs is that even the old master must die eventually; there’s a reason only a Sith has the power to live forever (and his own actions will eventually undo him anyway). As times change, so must ideas.

They say the best technology is indistinguishable from magic. It’s true in a sense: the very best of what we are able to do with advanced networks of machines is paralleled in nature to the circuitry of a multicellular organism or even an ecosystem, with such a degree of complexity and inter-utility that the base components of the machine on their own could never be used to predict the ultimate outcome of the total system. To the untrained eye, it truly is magic.

Consider for a moment the waste-to-energy plant.

This modern marvel can turn your trash into mere ash, burn away the remnants of rotting pulp from that smelly couch or funked-up mattress so nobody has to blow out their wrist going at it with a box cutter, spring the springs back out of your couch and the nails out of your old crates and pallets with magnets, in the process add value to old fossil fuels so we don’t have to frack everything up so much and blow up so many mountains,  and maybe even pop out few rock solid pellets of aluminum and yes, even gold and silver in the process. And, on top of that, it has none of the variability of most other renewable sources of electricty, with slight variations to the process (and a few precautions) can turn the used product into chemicals or fuels instead of heat if that happens to be more valuable at a particular place in time, and even does so at a cheaper cost than most renewables as well. Why on God’s Green Earth would you ever want to bury this stuff?

Not only that, but if you really like, you can also turn your work of engineering into an art piece. Personally, I think there’s something to be said for simplicity as well: a nice solid functional item that works exactly as it should and blends in perfectly with its surroundings.  But if you want to get all wild and wacky with it, that’s alright with me too. Either way, let’s let this magic genie out of its bottle already, for crying out loud!

“Oh, hey down there little guy…whatcha lookin’ at? Just a-rockin’ and a-cruisin’ up here.”

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Wipeout

Posted by wastedenergy on February 3, 2011

EXTINCTION!  It’s a concept with which most of us are familiar only in passing, in the abstract or from our experience using it stack up W’s back in our high school debate days. But what about the real thing?

Well, you don’t actually have to try that hard to imagine it, because it’s already here. Consider how the mass extinction event occurring today as a result of human encroachment on habitats, pollution and climate change stacks up against past events. Last time we checked, a full 40% of all species have disappeared from the face of the planet Earth since 1970. Forty percent in just forty years! Imagine what we might be able to accomplish if we just try a little harder, by colonizing the remaining biodiversity hotspots with industrial agriculture, burning all the remaining coal we can find and flushing as much methane as we can get out of the continental shelves, and filling up the rest of our streams and oceans with choking garbage.

Percent of species going extinct versus millions of years ago

Now consider the trilobite. The fossil record is rife with trilobites; this group of animals dominated the planet’s oceans for some 250 million years, almost half the time multicellular animals have existed at all. Have you seen any of these guys around lately? How is it possible that something so common, so entrenched, so basic and ubiquitous in the Earth’s ecosystems is entirely gone? It would be as if all mollusks or all insects were wiped out. In our efforts to exploit the Earth’s resources to suit solely our own needs, we are tinkering with forces we do not understand and cannot hope to control. Now ask yourself, do large brains and opposable thumbs really make us so special? Unfortunately, most of us seem to be under the illusion that we are better than other creatures, as opposed to both exactly the same as them and wholly dependent upon them.

“What are you lookin’ at?”

Now, there are some who would tell you none of the above matters. What really matters is relaxing restrictions on oil drilling, so we can frack away bits of the environment slowly but surely until all that remains is skies of acid filled with clouds of soot and rivers that run purple with poison. They don’t believe in the value of other species, or even the human species; the only thing that concerns them is the bottom line. These mammon worshippers believe all our problems would be solved if we simply reverted our monetary system to the gold standard. They might have some of their own skin in the game, if they happen to be invested in gold as a commodity, but if we want to save our own skin, then it behooves us to pay attention to the bare facts instead of the issues that seem to occupy the teabaggers on Fox News and the Ragnarok promoters over at the Heritage Foundation and Cato Institute.

Joker of Doom

If we were really so self-interested, we might be more inclined to protect our own home. Julian Simon’s followers might like to believe human ingenuity is the ultimate resource, but I’ve got news for them: we’re not going to be landing on another planet with trees anytime soon. So maybe it’s finally time for the dinosaurs to go extinct, before they take the rest of us down with them.

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GIGOwhats

Posted by wastedenergy on January 28, 2011

Everyone in the media wants to be the one with the big scoop, the earth-shattering shocker that will turn everything you thought you knew upside down. It’s easy to do it, too – all you have to do is make up your own numbers, and you can support any asinine proposition you like!

As if Paul Ryan and his cohorts ever had a monopoly on Making Stuff Up. Just look what this guy did, just this morning:

The peak oil guys are like the guys who didn’t like the Cold War ending in the late 1980s. They keep looking for more evidence, but they are finding it harder and harder to define that peak oil is here. We’re about to see North Dakota become a bigger producer of oil than Alaska. There is oil wherever people are putting holes in the ground.

I knew something had to be wrong!  Those peak oil alarmists, in their typical silly fashion, have completely ignored North Dakota and of course the Brazilian pre-salt finds, and if only those wacky environmentalists would just get a grip and let us poke more holes in our own backyard, why, crude oil would simply come gushing up from the ground, every single time!  Forget engineering shortcuts in deep water; if those big oil companies really wanted to cut costs, they would just fire all their geologists.  And wouldn’t you know it, but his prediction of a sell-off has already been validated. I’ve never seen it happen so fast. I mean, what else could explain the price of West Texas Intermediate crude spiking back up nearly $4 in the course of just a few hours this afternoon to get back to the $90 level (still $10 below most other international benchmark crudes)?

Here, watch me do it now:

The media guys are like the guys who didn’t like democracy in the United States ending in 2000. They keep looking for more evidence, but they are finding it harder and harder to define that the Supreme Court actually allowed unlimited corporate donations and anonymous attack ads to usurp the power of an informed electorate. We’re about to see North Dakota become a more influential ideological breeding ground than our institutions of higher learning.  There is a success story for capitalism wherever pundits are putting their heads in the ground.

Hmm, wait a second…

Of course, it’s not really surprising to see pundits and market “analysts” staking out ground as naysayers, now that the idea of a peak and eventual decline in worldwide oil production has slowly percolated its way into mainstream thought. There’s always a quick buck to be made in saying something stupid.

“What are you sayin’…we can’t grow the pie higher no more?”

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