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A Transitory Opportunity

Posted by wastedenergy on March 30, 2012

Anytime I’m about to say what I’m about to say, I feel it necessary to open with a qualifying statement:  Better to be half right than completely wrong.

So when it comes to comparing energy and transportation policies between the major political parties of the United States, it is very important to keep in mind that Republicans couldn’t have it more wrong.  Their notion of an energy policy is to remove all environmental barriers to fossil fuel production in ways that would have no impact on domestic supplies or prices while continuing to provide unneeded subsidies to old industries and systematically undercutting support for any alternatives.  In other words, they want you hooked on their patrons’ product, and they don’t want people entertaining any ideas about alternatives anytime soon.  What they want is for you to get steadily nickeled and dimed into oblivion so they can blame you for our nation’s financial ruin and use your subsequent reliance on the dole as excuse for even further cuts to the public services that provide some semblance of first-world civilization.  It’s just as bad as their positions on everything else.

Really, to anyone who claims to be too apathetic or disenchanted with the parties to vote, my response is to vote not for the meek and useless Democrats, but against Republicans, whose purely greed-based agenda that can only be described accurately as the absolute dark substance of evil incarnate, should they fully take the reins of power, will fuck you and everyone else so hard it will make your head spin and launch our pre-existing condition of an economic and environmental death spiral into overdrive.  Really, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

President Obama’s policy proposals are at least an improvement from those emanating from the Republican hive overmind, although this may be the definition of damnation with faint praise.  He and his party are essentially proposing to maintain the status quo for as long as possible, which is decidedly better than pushing to regress to 19th century policies for an interconnected world of over 7 billion people.  The non-Republican transportation bills floating around the Hill today wouldn’t completely shred a hundred years of environmental protections and would provide funding for infrastructure maintenance and add jobs instead of celebrating “firing government workers” like the leading Republican presidential candidate, while Obama has been on a bit of an energy kick lately, talking a lot about “wind, solar, biofuels and advanced batteries.”  Better than nothing?  Sure, but I can’t help but notice that not mentioned even once in any of the president’s recent speeches is the single most effective measure, far and away, that policymakers can take to reduce dependence on “foreign oil,” or any oil at all.

Anyone who bothers to take a serious look at transportation in the U.S. will readily be able to identify the root cause of why Americans feel so much “pain at the pump,” to use the tortured phrase, every time the price of oil inches upward: we drive too much.  For some reason, stating this obvious fact is anathema to anyone even in low earth orbit around the political establishment.  Challenging automobile culture is off limits, and the only meaningful way to do it, which goes by the name of “transit,” is a third rail in U.S. politics.  Maybe it’s just me and my zany green socialist inclinations again, but I think if you’re going to talk about transportation policy and oil dependence, the ideas you propose should have some bearing on the problem.

This is all because of you!

But wind and solar power, while fine ideas in themselves, are not even linked to transportation; biofuels are not scaleable, require massive subsidies and have probably already contributed to the global rise in food prices the last few years; and advanced batteries are, to be honest, still not ready for prime time and will only get you so far, both literally and figuratively; and even much more fuel-efficient vehicles still run on oil, and I have serious doubts that improvements in fuel economy can move fast enough keep up with depleting oil reserves and rising prices.  I do not expect technological revolutions in any of these areas in the near future that will suddenly make a serious difference.  A serious effort to electrify transportation infrastructure can and would.  How complicated is this, really?  There are a million excuses given as to why we can’t, shouldn’t or won’t build out electric rail systems in this country, all of them empty and all of them empirically disproven by the fact that we already did it in the first half of the 20th century!

This is the perfect opportunity to talk about something that actually will make a difference in addressing the root cause of the problem, but nobody will even mention it by name.  Someone tell me what’s going on here; what parallel universe are we living in here?  It’s like watching a baby smash its head against a brick wall!  Does anyone really think the climate for public investment is going to improve anytime soon?

Speaking of climate, is that even on anyone’s radar anymore?  Since when do we look at increased fossil fuel production as an unqualified good?  Maybe come summertime people will care again, if only for a brief moment.  The good news is that the window of time for caring grows longer and longer every year.

In any event, some will surely point out that what I have suggested is politically impossible in today’s environment; the idea of public transportation, or public anything for that matter, will be denounced as (gasp) socialism!  This may well be true, but it’s still a point worth making.  And maybe it is time to move on to other subjects now.  But I still just have this crazy feeling that won’t go away, and it tells me that just because the current officeholders and the teabag nation that elected them reside in La-La Land, that is no reason the rest of us should be forced to abandon all reason and adapt our ideas to fit more closely within their warped notion of how the world operates.

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The Big Drivers

Posted by wastedenergy on March 4, 2012

OK, so if you’re like most Americans, you’ve probably noticed you’re paying a lot more to fill up your tank these days, and I don’t just mean the M-1s still kicking around Afghanistan and hopefully not crossing the border into Iran anytime soon.  Now, perhaps you, like me, are among the lucky ones with access to public transportation and haven’t felt the squeeze directly at the pump, but that doesn’t mean you’re immune to the effects of rising fuel prices.  It also means you’re paying more for access to basic necessities like food that are intimately tied to the prices for oil and oil-derived inputs, something you probably can’t afford given that real wages have stagnated and even declined in recent years, unless of course you happen to be among the extremely lucky at the top of the economic ladder.

What’s really going on here, anyway?  If you’ve been tuning in to what passes for debates among presidential candidates like Newt “Amateur Paleontologist” Gingrich and Mitt “Coupla Cadillacs” Romney, you might be under the impression that environmentalists restricting access to “vast supplies of cheap oil” offshore, in Canada and in shale plays like the Bakken and Marcellus are responsible for the recent rise in gas prices.  On the other hand, Nancy Pelosi and some of her colleagues on the Democratic side have recently been in the habit of blaming “speculators” on Wall Street for artificially inflating prices through their trading.  A quick examination of the facts reveals such scapegoating claims on both sides to be full of enough baloney to feed a moon colony for years.  The key underlying drivers of prices are in fact the same fundamental economic and geological factors as always, with a little help, it’s true, from above-ground happenings like unrest and political instability in key oil-producing areas, most notably the Middle East, but perhaps soon Russia as well.

There are lots of factors that feed into the ultimate price of oil and how it trickles down into the rest of the economy, but the most important thing for everyone to understand is that rising global demand for a finite and shrinking resource is a recipe for prices to rise, and quickly.  Oil is the foundation of the global economy, which has operated for as long as we can remember under the assumption that there would always be more than enough to go around, and at prices cheap as free.  This assumption is simply no longer valid, and the economy has begun to adjust to the new reality.  Of course, anyone who was paying attention over the years knew this day would eventually come to pass, but still the public and media cry like children, or possibly drug addicts, begging those in power to open the spigots just a little more so we can at least pretend it’s still business as usual.  The problem is there is no way to do so for anything other than a brief moment at best.  The spigots are open all the way, and everyone who can do so is producing full throttle.  The passing of peak oil several years ago, but more importantly, the passing of peak global net export availability, marks the key transition from a buyer’s to a seller’s market.  If you were wondering why Big Oil today has the American public by the balls like never before, you now have your answer.

Wait a minute, you might ask; what about those aforementioned vast domestic supplies of energy?  What about Saudi Arabia; don’t they have the ability to produce as much oil as we could ever want at a moment’s notice?  What about all those vast undrilled areas offshore?  What about the Strategic Petroleum Reserve?  Surely there must be something we can do, right?

Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on how you look at it, not really.  Yes, there is plenty of oil in the ground, but the part that people really need to understand better is that the cheap oil is gone, burned up and now floating as greenhouse gases in the atmosphere.  What is left is expensive, slow to discover and even slower to produce, and more and more of it is being eaten up every day by China, India, Brazil and the rest of the developing world as their economies continue to grow at a breakneck pace.

All right, then why do we seem to keep hearing so much from right-wingers about the supposed easy answers we are avoiding?  Well, the most important thing to understand about today’s Republican Party, especially after the stunningly bad court decision a few years ago in Citizens United, is that it is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporate plutocracy, and nobody does more to underwrite their regressive politics than the coal, oil and gas interests like Koch Industries, Exxon-Mobil, the American Petroleum Institute and the big utilities and mining interests.   Everything you hear a Republican politician say, and yes, a lot of what you hear Democratic politicians say too these days is colored in some way by oil.  The best policy for you as a critically thinking voter is to recognize this fact and discount their credibility accordingly when you see them quoted in media outlets.  There are still some good ways to follow the money and figure out why which politicians advocate which policies, particularly websites like Open Secrets that lay the facts as bare as they can be laid.  And remember that the resources these forces have available to spend on shrewd campaigns to market their twisted notions should not be underestimated, so it is probably best to completely tune out any information that comes at you in advertisement form.  This may have something to do with why you keep hearing so much blather about the rejection of the Keystone XL pipeline to carry tar sands-derived synthetic crude from Canada to Gulf Coast refineries for export, or the out-of-proportion focus on the bankruptcy of Solyndra, a naked attempt by entrenched fossil fuel interests to undermine the credibility of the solar industry and nip in the bud a meager threat at the margins to the massive profitability of fossil fuels.

As for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, the idea that this could possibly constitute a meaningful hedge against rising prices is utterly laughable.  The reserve was designed as a stopgap measure to keep oil flowing in case of short-term supply disruption due to political factors, not to supplant declining net exports on the scale of what we buy from the rest of the world or to compensate for the increased cost of drilling for oil in shale as compared to traditional, conventional oilfields.  And while limiting Wall Street speculation on commodity futures through heightened oversight and regulation may be a good idea for other reasons and could have some impact on limiting price volatility, it will do nothing to address the fundamentals at play behind rising prices.

Given that both sides of the political spectrum continue to make empty promises and ignore the real issues at play here, what are some real actions we can take from a policy standpoint or as consumers to protect our wallets and loosen the oil industry’s death grip on the global economy?  There is actually quite a lot we can do.  For one thing, we need to stay focused on long-term solutions to address the long-term drivers, and that means limiting demand through meaningful investments in nonpetroleum transportation infrastructure and substitutes for petroleum inputs in industry.  We can take measures to limit our own consumption and to collectively build an economy that does not require constantly expanding consumption of petroleum and other finite resources for people to thrive, something we will ultimately need to do to have any hope of survival on this rock.  These are all topics big and important enough that it would be a disservice to attempt to cover them in detail here, so I will save further discussion for another time.

And we can also avoid going down the absolute worst path for everyday people around the world: sanctions on Iran or other oil-producing countries that do little to harm their corrupt governments but plenty to harm their people, or the next step that many on Capitol Hill seem to be pushing for these days of military action, a move that can frankly only be described, in Gingrichian terms, as profoundly idiotic.

So the next time someone tries to insult your intelligence by suggesting there is an easy answer to rising oil prices, an answer that doesn’t require any real work or sacrifice, you can go ahead and show them where they can stick it.  A hole in the ground might not be the worst idea after all.

Houston, you have a problem!

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The Palest Green

Posted by wastedenergy on April 6, 2011

Now that enough time has passed to witness what is really happening in Fukushima, I am ready to pass judgment. I notice a lot of other commentators offered their two cents up immediately, as if they could tell the full scale of the disaster from the first few hours. Not me, though. I knew something strange was afoot the instant it happened, but it’s important to keep in mind that one must always do the necessary homework before making ultimate determinations of value. Now that time has come.

The most common argument I see supposed “environmentalists” making in favor of “nuclear power” (which is a misnomer since it is actually a drain on energy over the long run) is that it is “better than coal.” “It’s carbon neutral,” they say, as if to suggest that were the only criterion that mattered, and also as if to ignore the full energy-consumptive effects of the nuclear fuel cycle from mining to ultimate disposal (it’s supposed to get disposed ultimately, right?). But the path to “clean” nuclear energy is laid with many other booby traps, and it takes an eye open to truth and closed to propaganda to catch them all.

In nature, the color yellow often means “Don’t touch me, I will hurt you.”

As I see things today, the quest for nuclear power, hailed as tomorrow’s energy source by those so obsessed with technocracy that they blind themselves to the big picture, represents better than almost any other story our civilization’s descent into madness. We have become truly power-obsessed, seeking cheap thrills today and tossing tomorrow to the winds. Let our children handle the nuclear waste, we keep saying. Well, the children have arrived, and they are ready to take the reins of power now, and we still aren’t any closer to figuring out what to do with this stuff, which keeps piling up in spent fuel pools vulnerable to release into the environment from earthquakes, volcanoes, meteor strikes, acts of sabotage, and all the other hazards that are a natural part of life on Planet Earth. So what makes today’s nuclear scientists so certain that tomorrow we will finally come up with the magic solution that will allow us to seal this stuff forever behind closed doors, especially if we continue to create even more? It’s time to stop kicking the can ever further down the road and face up to the reality we’ve created for ourselves.

Nuclear fission and radiation are natural parts of our existence. Decaying radioactive isotopes are what power the Earth’s geothermal heat, much like nuclear fusion powers radiation from the Sun. We tell ourselves there cannot be a hazard here since it is always around in one form or another. But we overdo it sometimes, and just as with oil depletion, we trick ourselves into thinking what we are doing is perfectly natural by suggesting “there’s always going to be some, so it can’t be so bad.” That is, once again, the continuum fallacy. We presume that just because we cannot draw a clear line between one phenomenon and its much larger version, that there must be no difference at all. The disaster at Fukushima, which has caused radiation levels to spike to millions of times background levels, has proven conclusively that there are real clear and ever-present dangers associated with even the most carefully operated nuclear power reactors, and the silver lining in the event is that it has brought these as well as the dangers associated with the back end of the nuclear cycle into the forefront of discussion and back into clear view. Such a perspective is necessary if we are to take an objective look at the advantages and drawbacks of our different energy options, something many players with vested political and economic interests are not particularly keen on seeing.

Which brings me back to my first point: why nuclear in the first place? Just because it’s “cleaner than coal?” Is that not the very definition of damnation with faint praise? I’m not so convinced, either way: coal power may release an awful lot of pollution and even radiation into the air and water, and it may destroy mountains, but how does strip mining uranium (also a depleting resource) not do the exact same thing? The best evidence I have seen (and believe me when I say it is not easy to come by) suggests we have perhaps fifty years of economically recoverable uranium at current rates of usage, which is to say there is no room for a nuclear “renaissance” from a resource standpoint in the first place, and even if there were, we would be looking at an energy source that becomes continually more and more expensive, even as most attempts to recycle nuclear waste have ended in failure for one reason or another ranging from expense to other brands of hazard. From a dark green rather than pale green perspective, where we are actually concerned with the sustainability and long-term viability of our civilization, it makes no difference whether you choose coal power or nuclear power. Both choices result in failure. Same goes for gas, or oil, or anything else from which you take faster than it can be replenished.

There will be more to say about the relative costs of these different choices, and why we don’t need any of them in the first place, but what we have here should be enough for now. Over and out.

My advice: get out of the radiation hot spot and pick something green instead.

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This Is YOUR Life

Posted by wastedenergy on March 31, 2011

I can’t decide what annoys me more: conservative dinosaurs whose ideological blinders prevent them from seeing the plain facts, or sniveling liberals who whine that we just can’t do what needs to be done because our side is losing. I say, it’s about time you, personally, took matters into your own hands. You can’t keep delgating the important issues to people like me. Unless we ALL start to live sustainably, it means nothing at all if people like me have a negative carbon footprint and actually think about the resources we use.

Let’s start with the Republicans, since they are the easy targets. Conservatives love to talk about the Ten Commandments, never mind their leaders’ proclivity toward adultery and mass murder through reversal of environmental protections, but they of course completely ignore the Zeroeth Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Waste Energy. These guys like to think everything belongs to them; not even to their children, mind you, since they are throwing their inheritance in the form of the entire planet into the trash heap, but themselves, now. They want to consume as much as possible, right now, as if no force in the universe could ever be stronger than their own personal power. But I can assure you that if you kill too many chickens today, you’ll have no eggs tomorrow, and then you’ll starve to death. Also, if you don’t pay the people who guard you, and you revoke their right to collectively  bargain for a decent standard of living, don’t be surprised if one of them shanks you in your sleep. That’s about all I have for them. They’ll get their karma, the universe will see to that.

Now, the whiny bleeding heart liberals who pretend to agree with things I say but who claim they don’t have time for politics. I’m saving my best fire for last this time, just for them. Bending over will get you nowhere, I assure you. And you don’t negotiate with with eco-terrorists, so tell Boehner and his crew of killers where they can stick it instead of sticking your head back in the sand and obsessing over the next episode of Glee. The next time someone tells you there’s no way our side can win, you give them the stinkeye, just like you would give a Republican in an SUV blowing vile poison smoke in your face. You don’t believe in taking more than your fair share, so why would you stand by idly while others do the same? We need, desperately, a revolution in not just how we use, but how we even think about, energy and natural resources, so what on Earth could you be doing thinking it is OK to delegate the responsibility for changing minds to a handful of activists? You know, I reach maybe 100 people per day on this blog, and that just won’t cut it. But if you tell a friend to tell a friend, then maybe, just mabye, we’ll start getting somewhere. Maybe we’ll even win. But you must first realize the stakes: if the dinosaurs have their way, then we are surely already living in the Land of the Lost. Please, go forth now, and make it count.

“We are in the midst of a slow-motion train wreck, and all we can manage to discuss is the quality of the food in the dining car.” – Richard Heinberg

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Slice and Dice

Posted by wastedenergy on March 5, 2011

This is my diss track. Scrubs, you see, get no love from me. None whatsoever. Not a drop. Not even once. No energy wasted, and once I’m done with this one, the pigeons will be squirming in their borrowed shoes, and no further diss will be necessary.

How many Dicks does it take to frack to the center of the earth and make it pop? Answer: only one, and he used to be the CEO of a little company called Halliburton. These same bad boys who brought you boys back in body bags and $20 canned meals not fit for dog food not only cemented BP’s bad drill job in place to make the history books, but also invented a little process called fracking, you see. Lest you think they were coming along with a brand new ride, as so boldly pronounced by Exxon and their ilk, they invented it in 1947. That was before we even invented the hydrogen bomb. Talk about primitive!

While Republicons and Decepticrats were both dicking around trying to figure out how to make a quick buck for the private stash, the good people of America were paying the true price for their shenanigans: once again, oil in the water, in this case countless millions upon millions of gallons of the freshest stuff instead of fire on the salty seas. Well, what’s a headache and a few bloody noses here and there? A small price to pay for cheap natural gas, right? Well, not so much on that cheap part. ‘Cause it wasn’t just the good Americans who paid that price: I got news for you tea party types, there’s more than one way for a cat to catch a mouse. And by that, I mean there’s more than one way to subsidize drilling: environmental externalities aside, it was the shareholders who were paying that two or three times the price on the futures market for each thousand cubic feet. Fiscal conservatives? Hardly, these guys have a mountain of debt all the way to the Kingdom Come they’ll be sending us all to climb on our own two feet if they have their way.

Speaking of which: did you know these guys want to cut funding for the next-generation energy technologies we need to save our skin? Yes, that’s right, apparently the future is a low hanging fruit to some, and they don’t mind picking it right off the tree before it’s even gotten to its full size, let alone ripened. Apparently, anything that slices even a dollar off the profit margin of Koch Industries is considered bad for America. Well, it’s certainly bad for general motoring, that much we know without a doubt. The conspiracy to which I refer, of course, is the attempt to de-fund the National Renewable Energy Laboratory. This would be roughly the equivalent of ending the Space Program at Mercury.  We may be abusing plastic like it’s our job, but remember that if it weren’t for public sector investment in science and technology, we’d never have the stuff in the first place, and I don’t just mean trashy bags, but the also what lets me tell you this over the tubes right at this very moment. Let’s hope these boys get caught Red-handed just like the CIA with their friends in the Taliban and left and right, but mostly Right, all over South America. Talk about Forbidden Fruit! (Sidebar: do I even dare mention the extraterrestrials? Nah, save that one for another day. First things first.)

And if that wasn’t enough, they dare not touch those Red State agricultural subsidies either, oh, no sir! When it comes to pretending to be pound-wise, these guys have even the old Reagan, Reagan II, and Reagan III and IV administrations beat! Oh yeah, I went there, and I’ll even go a step further: everyone’s beloved Saint Reagan was even worse than Bush II. Sure, he may have had the gift of gab, but just because a pigeon can cluck doesn’t mean he has anything to say. His vision for America included painting red stripes right over the blue background for the stars, and I don’t mean a smooth brew from Jamaica: we’re talking red and white bottles of high fructose chemical poison processed from the fruits of God’s Green Earth. If only we had the foresight to support real green agriculture, we might be eating a lot more fruits and vegetables, but corporate criminals get first dibs when it comes to government handouts, so it’s not just the price of wheat going up these days, but cabbage and tomatoes too. Shrub, grandchild of the famous friend of fascists, may have taken it to the next level in dropping a cool trillion on fruitless wars in the Mideast, but his ideological predecessor and the source of his worst Dicks and Donnies was the one who set the stage. Reagan invented neoconservatism, and you just can’t top that when it comes to Worst President Ever.

Last, but not least, I’m willing to bet some private waste management contractor has some skin in the game when it comes to the recent dicing of the Green the Capitol initiative. And de-funding the EPA, whose total budget amounts to a mere handful of billions, isn’t exactly the best way to balance the budget. Remember, not every office has its head in the sand like the one that lets the haters keep hating on waste-to-energy so much: these are the folks who make sure our rivers don’t catch on fire and air doesn’t contain enough smoky soot to choke a camel. Next time you need to pull off a balancing act, try using your head instead.

Look at that, I even managed to hit all seven categories, and then some. Eat your heart out, double rainbow, I got sixteen ways ’til Sunday to call out a Scrub and make him run crying back to the hole he came from! Speaking of which, it might be time to return to our ongoing discussion soon. But ah, as the Good Book says (and a little bird or two as well): to everything, there is a season. How I do love Spring!

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Mislead By Example

Posted by wastedenergy on March 2, 2011

Pro Tip for all those wannabe budget slashers out there: Kimchi is not a low-hanging fruit, even if you can’t pronounce it (pro tip #2: it’s pronounced how it’s spelled, and it’s easier to figure out than your last name, Mr. You-know-who-you-are).

“Not helping my buddies in the oil business makes me sad.”

In case you missed it, the Houseteria now looks a lot different from how it did during your last visit. Gone are the recycled paper takeout trays and biodegradable eco-plastic cups and utensils, the myriad eye-catching compostables and recyclables receptacles to grab both your attention and your waste product. In their place now stands a mountain of garbage-to-be, in the form of styrofoam cups and Teabaggers.

What more is there to say, really?

I know, it all amounts to peanuts in the end. But don’t you think our Hill of beans should hold up their end of the bargain?

 

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You Got Lynched

Posted by wastedenergy on February 25, 2011

Crisis over! You can go back to whatever you were doing now. Especially if what you were doing was sitting in traffic alone in your hulking monster of an SUV.

That’s right folks, I’ve finally seen the light and decided to change my ways. It’ll be “peak oil” no more now. Instead, what we have today is “the cornucopia of eternal oily glory holes all over the cake you’ll be having and eating too.” Move over, creamy nougat center, we’ve just drilled a little deeper and struck a caramel gusher.

Let me back up a bit, since you might have missed master opinionator Michael C. Lynch’s op-ed in the New York Times today. It was so brilliant, I had to wear my sun shades to read it, and my eyes still hurt. So once again (and since the letter space in the Grey Lady is too small to point out all the ways the guy is right) let’s just go point by point here to praise all the wonderful things he has to say and feel stupid for ever thinking “peak oil” might have been a problem.

First, Mr. Lynch aptly points out that peak oil is just a “theory,” you know, just like anthropogenic climate change, gravity, evolution, and round-earthness. We would be remiss to avoid confirming that it is in fact a complete theory and not merely a set of facts.

Next, he adds that Saddad al-Husseini, source of the recent WikiLeaks cable stating that Saudi Arabia overstated its reserves by 40%, has been making such claims for years, and that this news is really nothing new at all. Indeed, the alarm bells have been sounding for years, and it is good to see that at least a few insiders with their own skin in the game have felt the need to call ‘em like they see ‘em, since in the end the truth is more important than making a little extra dough.

He kindly gives us the “correct” number for Saudi oil reserves, some 260 billion barrels. These are magic barrels, of course, since a new one reappears in the exact same spot in the ground for every one that is pumped out, which is why Saudi oil reserves have stood constant at that same 260 billion barrels (or we could call it 267 billion to give a better air of precision to our figures) since the OPEC quota wars of the 1980′s.

He notes correctly that recovery rates have increased (never mind all the extra water and energy it takes to push out those last few drops of oil and that the net energy from so-called “enhanced” oil recovery is extremely low and possibly negative) while avoiding the totally irrelevant consequence that fields like Ghawar and those in the North Sea have not declined at all, nope, not one bit.

What goes up must continue going up, so say the laws of physics.

Next, he shares the wisdom that “[o]fficials there have discovered approximately 70 major oil fields that they have left untapped over concerns that increased Saudi production would cause global oil prices to collapse.” Of course, we’re also talking about heavy oil, oil contaminated with hydrogen sulfide and vanadium, and oil that takes too much energy to get out of the ground (energy they don’t have because Saudi Arabia is currently in the midst of a natural gas supply crisis). But it’s true, there’s so much unusable oil there that if we were to use it, it might put a brief dent in the inexorable rise in the price of oil.

He then notes, correctly, that Saudi Aramco hasn’t been doing much exploring lately. That’s true, as anyone who has read Matt Simmons’ seminal work Twilight in the Desert can tell you: they already figured out decades ago that poking dry holes in the sand won’t get you very far. True, they discovered a few isolated pockets of oil here and there, but the expense of piping and constructing refineries for all that oil made it simply impossible to make a profit at the oil prices of those days. Maybe now that we are looking at $100+ again for the near future, we might start to see a few droplets, although that still won’t do much about the net energy issue and the very physical limits to growth in oil production.

Peak oil theorists, as Lynch points out, have a “political and environmental agenda.” This much is true as well, and it stands in stark contrast to the oil companies who want us to believe we can continue to rely on their product indefinitely, who have no agenda but the truth. Thankfully, we have them and their “consultants” like Mr. Lynch and his MIT colleague, the notorious climate change denier who changes his tune and says he didn’t really mean to say what he said and that we’re all just misinterpreting him every time the rest of the climate science world points out errors in his work.

Next  he wisely contradicts those wacky eco-freaks by pointing out that “electric cars and wind farms” are “unproven technology.” He’s right; we don’t even know if these things work at all. Just ask the Dutch about wind power, and they’ll tell you it won’t work and you’re silly for even trying.

Finally, he takes us all to task for “wasting taxpayer money” on “boondoggles” intended to avoid a false crisis in the oil supply. Again he’s right; the Iraq war was a Bad Idea.

I couldn’t have said it better myself. So thanks Michael, we couldn’t have asked for a better anniversary present!

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Green Living for Dummies

Posted by wastedenergy on February 14, 2011

Be careful you don’t dig yourself into too deep a hole of dirt, let your compost pile collapse on top of you and smother you to death. Are you a Doomer? The easiest way to diagnose this problem is by asking yourself a few simple questions.

Do you believe that oil has magical properties such that it is totally impossible for any substance or technology to ever do what it does, but better?

Do you feel so attached to your way of thinking about the world that you refuse to consider anyone else’s viewpoint, ever?

Did you quit your job as a university professor in order to spend your time squeezing goat nipples?

Do you refer to the very idea of ”civilization” as “omnicidal”?

Do you find yourself writing poetry about the inevitable collapse of civilization and how much you’d love to go back to the time when you could whack a potential mate over the head with your club and drag her back to your cave?

If someone suggests that a certain technology might be a good idea, do you find yourself automatically ruling out the possibility that it could ever be a good idea on the grounds that it is technology and all technology (including the Wheel) is automatically Evil?

Do you ever find yourself using the phrase “techno-fetishist” to refer to someone who likes solar panels?

If you answered yes to at least one and a half of the above questions, you might be a Doomer. Please seek counseling so that you can stop being sheeple and contribute some positive value to the world.

Now, here are a few ideas for how you can check yourself, without wrecking yourself – or others. And please, if you simply cannot manage to disabuse yourself of your bad habits of thinking, do us all a favor and keep your damn opinion to yourself. When we want to hear from you, we’ll ask you to chime in, but let’s be clear about one thing: this here energy, environment and resource thing is MY generation’s problem to fix, and the same people who got us into the mess will not be the ones to get us out of it. That much we know for certain. So my suggestions:

1. Use less energy. Each of us individually uses FAR more energy than we need, and far more than really benefits us. Think about your order of operations when you get in the shower. Turn the thermostat down to the lowest comfortable temperature in the winter and up to the highest comfortable temperature in the summer. Find other ways to cool off or warm yourself up, like drinking a nice warm mug of hot cocoa, taking a dip in the pool, or putting on a goddamn sweater for once.

2. Support the development of clean energy technology. If you feel so inclined, work to get a job in this sector yourself so you can actively contribute to the building of real solutions. Energy efficiency and using less energy is all fine and good, but ultimately we need to have renewable sources of energy, transportation systems that don’t rely on rapidly depleting resources, and ways of managing our garbage and other inevitable excrement of society that doesn’t foul up the air we all breathe and the water we all drink. The only way these jobs, the ones we really need, are going to come into existence, is if we work as hard as we possibly can to create them ourselves.

3. Elect the right people. We often become far too automatically cynical about those infamous “Powers That Be,” without ever really considering what we mean. Remember, we are talking about human beings with (hopefully, if they aren’t like the Doomers) fungible minds who are capable of learning new things and maybe even occasionally following that old principle known as “doing the right thing.”

And always remember, if you say something that pisses off one of these Doomers so much that he decides you can’t be friends anymore, that’s when you know you’ve done something right. Keep up the good work!

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Sixty Thousand Feet Under

Posted by wastedenergy on February 9, 2011

Don’t worry, folks, there’s plenty of oil left. We just can’t get to any of it, at least not without killing ourselves.

Let’s rewind for a second. Perhaps you’re shaking in your boots after reading the “news” about the recent WikiLeaks cable detailing Saudi Aramco’s shenanigans in covering up their empty oil pits. Of course, there’s nothing new in there to those who have been paying attention. Turns out my generation really was the only good thing to come out of the 1980′s (well, that and some awesome rock and roll music): if you recall, every other OPEC nation engaged in a war to bid up their quotas in order to shake down the West for more of its hard-earned white-collar dollars. Unfortunately, that had the side effect of creating valueless reserve estimates. And it’s not just Kingdom Come, but the whole rest of the oil-dependent world about to come crashing down in a sea of fantastic damage.

Yes, that’s right, Matt Simmons was right, and that guy up in Cambridge, as they usually are, was wrong. Now, shall we keep on burning?

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GIGOwhats

Posted by wastedenergy on January 28, 2011

Everyone in the media wants to be the one with the big scoop, the earth-shattering shocker that will turn everything you thought you knew upside down. It’s easy to do it, too – all you have to do is make up your own numbers, and you can support any asinine proposition you like!

As if Paul Ryan and his cohorts ever had a monopoly on Making Stuff Up. Just look what this guy did, just this morning:

The peak oil guys are like the guys who didn’t like the Cold War ending in the late 1980s. They keep looking for more evidence, but they are finding it harder and harder to define that peak oil is here. We’re about to see North Dakota become a bigger producer of oil than Alaska. There is oil wherever people are putting holes in the ground.

I knew something had to be wrong!  Those peak oil alarmists, in their typical silly fashion, have completely ignored North Dakota and of course the Brazilian pre-salt finds, and if only those wacky environmentalists would just get a grip and let us poke more holes in our own backyard, why, crude oil would simply come gushing up from the ground, every single time!  Forget engineering shortcuts in deep water; if those big oil companies really wanted to cut costs, they would just fire all their geologists.  And wouldn’t you know it, but his prediction of a sell-off has already been validated. I’ve never seen it happen so fast. I mean, what else could explain the price of West Texas Intermediate crude spiking back up nearly $4 in the course of just a few hours this afternoon to get back to the $90 level (still $10 below most other international benchmark crudes)?

Here, watch me do it now:

The media guys are like the guys who didn’t like democracy in the United States ending in 2000. They keep looking for more evidence, but they are finding it harder and harder to define that the Supreme Court actually allowed unlimited corporate donations and anonymous attack ads to usurp the power of an informed electorate. We’re about to see North Dakota become a more influential ideological breeding ground than our institutions of higher learning.  There is a success story for capitalism wherever pundits are putting their heads in the ground.

Hmm, wait a second…

Of course, it’s not really surprising to see pundits and market “analysts” staking out ground as naysayers, now that the idea of a peak and eventual decline in worldwide oil production has slowly percolated its way into mainstream thought. There’s always a quick buck to be made in saying something stupid.

“What are you sayin’…we can’t grow the pie higher no more?”

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