It’s always good to count one’s blessings. And as we learn from other local blogs like Greater Greater Washington, there are many things for which to be thankful and appreciate about living in the Washington, DC area. However, as the authors of GGW aptly point out, there are also a number of ways we could make our home even greater too! So without any further ado:
Ten Things I Hate:
10. Pedestrian walk signals that suddenly drop from 30 seconds of crossing time down to 3 – even when pedestrians are about to enter the crosswalk. Just one more sign of how traffic engineers believe only cars matter, and pedestrians are nothing but an obstacle…
9. Drivers who don’t watch where they are going, especially those who ignore pedestrian cross signals when they have a green light (or sometimes even a red). Lots of folks around here seem to be lost in their own little worlds, which is not good when you are driving around two tons of steel…
8. Jumbo Slice. It might be good for absorbing the kind of swill people love to down late at night in Adams Morgan, or possibly mopping the floor, but not much else (especially the next morning).
7. The Red Line. Need I say more?
6. Litter all over the gutters and in Rock Creek.
5. People who assume I have money to hand out to them just because I’m white(-looking).
4. Tea Partyists who use our fair city as a stomping ground for their thoughtless protests without seeming to notice our official license plate slogan: Taxation Without Representation! These sorts really need to pick up a history book sometime and learn what the original Boston Tea Party was about (and maybe a little bit about the cleanup effort afterwards, too).
3. Georgetown types – there was a movement afoot a few years ago for this part of town, which refused a subway line, to secede from the District of Columbia. Can we bring that back? Pretty please?
2. Lobbyists, far too many of ‘em (and I mean the oil and gas type).
1. The way we handle our trash. Or rather, the way we DON’T – we send it to landfills in southern Virginia! Meanwhile, waste-to-energy plants are humming away in the background doing their thing in Arlington, Fairfax, and Montgomery Counties, while we still use a coal-fired power plant build in 1908 – 1908!!! – to heat and cool the Capitol.

The power of dinosaurs is alive and well in this town.
But now, it’s best not to get down on everything, so here are Ten Things I Love:
10. It is an eminently walkable and bikeable city (at least until the traffic engineers get their way). It is quite easy to get from one place to another, and if you need to cover any serious distance – well, that’s why transit was invented!
9. (Most of) our transit system. For those times when you need to get somewhere but don’t want to deal with the stress and hassle of driving around a car (who does, really?) – you can just relax with a good book! And even though we might have ghost trains from time to time, it does a pretty good job of getting you from Point A to Point B, and probably faster than if you were sitting in DC traffic.
8. Real farmers markets (check out DuPont Circle on Sunday sometime) and an overall strong – and growing - organic and other “real food” culture.
7. Our awesome buses. Essentially everything from the past two years is a hybrid, and looks totally baller to boot.
6. Petworth and everything about it, except maybe the shootings, and all the illegal dumping.
5. Awesome free museums, especially Natural History. Locals often don’t do enough to take advantage of these (not to mention the Library of Congress).
4. You’re never far from a hole-in-the-wall Salvadoran food joint. Nom nom nom!
3. The dense concentration of smart people in the area, more than you can find almost anyplace else in the world. You can learn a lot here just from talking with the person sitting next to you (or serving you) at any given bar or coffee shop.
2. Amsterdam Falafel! Contrary to what some hipsters who love to rag on everything nice might have you believe, it’s not overrated at all: falafel is all about the texture, and this place has the best in town, hands down.
1. Lots of young and hip (and even attractive) folks seem to have materialized out of the ether around here recently. Some have called this the “Obama Effect,” which I think may be accurate, considering things were definitely different when I first moved here back in 2007!

What are you waiting for – hop on board the Party Bus!